Menu

UPDATE, 14 June 2026
We're installing the last pieces of equipment, finishing the trim, and touching up the paint. In a few* weeks, we'll start adding more hot foods and updating the menu.

* 3-4 weeks, in the absence of (more) unforseen events
PRICES
are best guesses and are likely to change before opening day
CASH ONLY
at Patsy's Magic Diner. There is no ATM in Gila Hot Springs!
SALES TAX INCLUDED
in all prices

Breakfast

Coffee Bar
Coffee sm 2, lg 3
Free refill with house mug
Tea 2
English Breakfast, Earl Grey, Peppermint, Chamomile
Hot Cocoa2
with or without marshmallows!
Bakery
Cookies2
A rotating selection: chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, cowboy ginger molasses, guergas
Muffins2
Including: carrot raisin, walnut chocolate chip
Scones3
Fresh-baked, Buttered Bread1
A thick, warm slice of crusty, buttered bread. Slathered with butter. With jam if you like!
Or a warm, flaky biscuit1.5
From the Grill
Breakfast Quesadilla4
Egg and Cheese between between two corn tortillas, fried crispy
Biscuit Sandwich6
Egg, Cheese, and Sausage or Bacon on a flaky, scratch-baked biscuit
Biscuits & Gravy5
Two biscuits smothered in hot house-made sausage gravy

Lunch/Dinner

Burgers
All burgers are 1/4 lb ground beef patties, grilled to order* and served on a house-made brioche bun.
The Gila Monster ??
With roasted green chiles and cheddar cheese
The Thru Hiker 15
Double meat, double cheese, and a fried egg
The Patsy 6
The original. Served with dill pickle chips, mayo, and ketchup.
Extras
Add a Fried Egg2
More Cheese1
Cheddar, Mozzarella, Pepper Jack, Swiss
Extra Veg??
Spinach, Onion, Pickles
Roasted Green Chiles?
Sandwiches
Grilled Cheese 4
Your choice of cheese and veg on house-made sourdough bread
Two Little Quesadillas 4
On corn tortillas with your choice of cheese and veg
Tuna Salad 6
On a brioche bun. With mayo, celery and onion
Sides
(not all sides are available every day)
Baked Mac & Cheese4
Macaroni, smothered in house-made cheese sauce, covered with more cheese, and baked 'til golden and bubbly
Potato Salad3
From a classic family recipe, with red potatoes
Cole Slaw2
Thinly shredded cabbage and carrots, with a peppery house-made dressing
Corn Bread3
Crispy, crumbly, buttery and savory, baked in a cast-iron skillet
Cold Drinks
Iced Tea2
Brewed daily in-house

* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood,shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions